why would there be 99 bottles of beer on the wall in the first place
Dark Skinned Women and Red Lipstick
Fascinating timing, I just came across this. I have written a few things in the past on the topic HERE.
“But for real, for me, I feel like with the red lipstick thing it all depends on the pair of complexion. I’m just being for real. You have to be fair skinned to get away with that. Just like if you were to wear like—f-cking for instance, what do dark skin girls have that you know fair skinned girls can’t do… Purple lipstick? Naw, that looks stupid on all girls!” - AS$P Rocky
……the actual f*ck?
What the fuck? Did I miss the memo today? Like, did they move April Fool’s Day to the 8th???
look i told y’all that asap rocky is a damn fool. i could smell his shit from a million miles away before i even heard *this* obvious quote. he was cute for a second but i can tell an ain’t shit nigga real quick.
Legend of Korra: You can shoot lightning, YOU can shoot lightning, EVERYONE GETS TO SHOOT LIGHTNING
I died. I died & came back & died again….that’s how hard I laughed.
-hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL
Your brother is quite legendary.
Props, Taco Bell….
“We’re probably going to make a lot of money today anyway.” hahahaha.
I fucking love Taco Bell